11-08-2008, 08:12 PM
I woke up after a long nights rest, there was a little sister dead on my floor Suddenly a big daddy drilled his way through my door.
I shouted master Cheif save me, all of a sudden there shined master cheif in the middle of my room, and he said "ill save you" he
pulled out his big ass shotgun and assassinated him. Then in came a locus and ripped apart master cheif with a lancer. Then carnby
stormed in and threw a molotov cocktail at him and burnt him to a crisp. Asoon as i thought the horror was over altair appeared
with a ring of a church bell and with a swift counter attack he owned carnby, Then out of no were Gordan freeman OWNED altair with
a sudden crowbar Swish! Then out of no were sam fisher disabled my lights temporary and swung from my door frame and slit gordan
freemans throat and he shouted lets smartie party. Then frank the reporter finaly escaped from the mall and jump out of the helicopter
and fell frough my roof and shouted erotica and took a picture of me then killed sam fisher with a deadly kick to the head. Then yoda
ran in and saw Frank trying my clothes on and whistling to himself, Then suddenly yoda slashed him with his lightsaber. Soon after darth
vader entered the room through the drill hole and said to yoda "i am your farther", Then out of no were jack carver ran in and shouted Nooo
and clawed yoda and darf vader into pieces And yelled yay we've got to smartie party once again. And all of a sudden no man from crysis runs
in and says maximum waffle and waffles jack carver in half. And then pikachu arrives on the scene and uses is thunder bolt on no man
and fies him. Then tomb raider walks in shaking her ass wearing her usual outfit, all of a sudden she draws her duel pistols and blows
pikachu to pieces. Suddenly a imperial guard storms through the door and says "stop there criminal scum" and remove my custard creams from
tomb raiders pocket, unlucky she resist's arrest so the imperial guard drew his long shiny sword and slices tomb raider into three.
Just as i thought it was over Ramm storms in followed by a herd of locust and owned the imperial guards, they then tried to kill me but
i grabbed a bubble shield from my side and saved my self as i through master chiefs plasma grenade to destroy the locust.
It was all over after a night of waffaling, swishing and alot of smartie partying.
The end
Attention: no video game characters were harmed in the making of this story.
Brought to You by Sam Smith, Samuel Bailey, Thomas Bailey
I shouted master Cheif save me, all of a sudden there shined master cheif in the middle of my room, and he said "ill save you" he
pulled out his big ass shotgun and assassinated him. Then in came a locus and ripped apart master cheif with a lancer. Then carnby
stormed in and threw a molotov cocktail at him and burnt him to a crisp. Asoon as i thought the horror was over altair appeared
with a ring of a church bell and with a swift counter attack he owned carnby, Then out of no were Gordan freeman OWNED altair with
a sudden crowbar Swish! Then out of no were sam fisher disabled my lights temporary and swung from my door frame and slit gordan
freemans throat and he shouted lets smartie party. Then frank the reporter finaly escaped from the mall and jump out of the helicopter
and fell frough my roof and shouted erotica and took a picture of me then killed sam fisher with a deadly kick to the head. Then yoda
ran in and saw Frank trying my clothes on and whistling to himself, Then suddenly yoda slashed him with his lightsaber. Soon after darth
vader entered the room through the drill hole and said to yoda "i am your farther", Then out of no were jack carver ran in and shouted Nooo
and clawed yoda and darf vader into pieces And yelled yay we've got to smartie party once again. And all of a sudden no man from crysis runs
in and says maximum waffle and waffles jack carver in half. And then pikachu arrives on the scene and uses is thunder bolt on no man
and fies him. Then tomb raider walks in shaking her ass wearing her usual outfit, all of a sudden she draws her duel pistols and blows
pikachu to pieces. Suddenly a imperial guard storms through the door and says "stop there criminal scum" and remove my custard creams from
tomb raiders pocket, unlucky she resist's arrest so the imperial guard drew his long shiny sword and slices tomb raider into three.
Just as i thought it was over Ramm storms in followed by a herd of locust and owned the imperial guards, they then tried to kill me but
i grabbed a bubble shield from my side and saved my self as i through master chiefs plasma grenade to destroy the locust.
It was all over after a night of waffaling, swishing and alot of smartie partying.
The end
Attention: no video game characters were harmed in the making of this story.
Brought to You by Sam Smith, Samuel Bailey, Thomas Bailey
