28-11-2007, 04:26 PM
1. Players, who can't loose
It's quite simple: If you aren't able to loose, then you can't win a game.
Taking master and ban everyone who have beaten you isn't the right way.
2. Hackers/Cheaters
Speed hack, god mode, fast auto aim, unlimited ammo, invisibility, nades in osok, master stealer - i have seen everything. Players who uses cheats maybe are good programmers, but they are worst gamers. They destroy the idea of a fair challenge. It's like sports doping - simply unfair.
3. Restarter
Players with master or admin state who restarts a game in the middle or at 3/4 of the game time. Very funny, to set all hard fought out points to zero.
4. "Change..." noobs
One part of the idea of multiple servers is that different game mode/maps can run at the same time. I select that one which is my current interest. i don't know why some noobs entered a server (e.g. osok) and their first sentence is: "Master change to ctf". And not one time, they asked MANY times - they flooded the chat. Banghead Damn, go to a ctf server or take an empty one and start ctf there. Damn noobs.
5. "1 vs 1..." or "TyD clan match" clan noobs
Some clan noobs are also underway, crying for the aforementioned games. People without a clan maybe didn't understand that people within a clan have sometimes the wish to play simply as the person as they are and not as clan representative and wondering why I often say "no". As someone who is very active in AC I'll become EVERY DAY (and not rarely SEVERAL TIMES) a challenge. But I have experienced too much unfairness (e. g. you lose and didn't get a rematch or the opponents didn't keep the conditions for the challenge aso) or people who need only fast wins for their self-confidence aso. But the biggest annoying aspect is when someone didn't understand the meaning of the word "No". I see no reason why I should explain why I'm not willing to play with someone (look at this list, that explains enough).
6. The "Let us play on a standard map, cause I'm too stupid to enter /clearsecuremaps first and /getmap them, as all other players told me to" noob
- no more words -
7. Can't use the FAQ-wiki-forum-reference-noob.
Well, yes i can explain how to install and setup an AC server with the ingame chat console (Lol). Maybe asked by an "unarmed player" without any basic knowledge (server, what is that?)
8. Impersonators
Maybe their self-confidence isn't big. I don't know. If you are one of them be ashamed of doing so. Take your own identity, bring some glance to it and don't discredit someone else.
9. Nazi players and/or players with nazi symbols
There are two groups: One with racism and ignorance in their mind. In short terms: I hate them. The other group are kiddys (or guys) - more often coming from a country far away from germany - with nazi terms in
their names. With doing so they damaged the work of so many germans (millions) over the past sixty years to give their (and my) country a lasting fair impression to world. Well the first group will be banned at once w/o any comment. The second one become a little chance to explain their behavior.
10. Team killers
Ok, everyone can be confused with game modes (osok/tosok or dm/tdm), autoteam changes or round restarts. And everyone can jumped into crossfire - shit happens. These forms of "team killing" are accidental and as long someone said "sorry" I have no problems with that. But if someone do this purposely he should be kicked at once.
11. Chat flooter/Spammers
Idiots who use the ingame chat/team chat to floot the screen with stupid messages like "ARGHSTWZ GSGZ?WUGSGTWTFTSWFFS TFWTFSFTWFTSFTFVSTTW FSTFWTSFTWFSFTWFSTFW STVYV" or something else. This costs bandwith and nerves.
12. Camper and Camper Hater
1st: There is no rule to run and run and run...
2nd: There is no rule to jump like a monkey or dance like a dog (little joke)....
3rd: Camping is a legal strategy (e.g. defending the base, sniping some...)
On the oher hand:
4rd: People who camps are easier targets, cause they often uses the same spots (MEAT, MEAT, MEAT).
5th: People who use camping as the only strategy are often boring
Maybe the best player is flexible in his movement: camping, running, jumping - if required.
13. Flamers/Offenders/Teasers
As I said often: "Be gentle here". Is there a need to say every second somethin like dumb ass, bitch, ass, motherfucker (mf) and so on? Well, I don't think so. Btw, if you only have a bad mood, its maybe better not to play (and lose).
According to this groups there are also players who try to tease someone - such as nogaki to me. Other example: some people thought my name came from "pollo" (italian/spanish for "chicken"). Please look into some books (if you are able to read) about mythology, you will find the correct answer there.
14. The "I'll ban you, cause I'm not able to talk or understand english" master noob.
Variations: The "I'll ban you, cause you don't speak portuguese" master noob or the "I'll ban all non-brazilian players" master noob (such as SpunK). No comment.
15. The {TyD}Wannabe Forum Spammer
You can name yourself koopatroop, pangaroya or pangaroya2, that doesn't matter. It's quite simple - we don't sell any memberships and we don't give it like free cookies. To be a TyD is an honour and you have to earn it.
16. The "TEAMS..." noob
A variation of Nr. 4. Typical situation: You are playin OSOK at desert with 4-5 peoples, all fine so far. Suddenly three or five others enter the server, lags all and produces more respawn kills. The next reaction (mostley from the new ones): Shouting and flooding the console (See Nr. 11) for TEAMS. But if I do so as requested I would be a restarter (Nr. 3) - it's quite obvious that I wouldn't do that. Btw - it's an unwritten rule that after a change to TEAMS one prob (respawn kills) will be replaced by another prob (see Nr. 10).
17. The "ban for no purpose" master noob
Maybe a TyD hater? A variation of Nr. 1? I don't know, but surely candidates for blacklisting. E. g. TBox.
18. The "cheater, cheater" shouting noob
These kind of ppl accuse you of hacking - BUT YOU DON'T HACK. What happend?
- Maybe your connection is so laggy that it seems you are warping
- Maybe you are a victim of the getmap bug and no one can kill you (simply reconnect)
- Maybe you use strafe running, rifle jumping or other techniques
- Maybe you are on a different map without knowing it
- MAYBE YOU ARE SIMPLY BETTER THEN THE OTHERS
19. People who didn't get it or just a..holes
As a result of Nr. 1, 2, 3, 8, 10 or 13 many players are banned permanently from our servers. But did they accept the fact that they are now unwanted on TyD! servers or in matches with TyD! players? No!! They just started to flood the chat (Nr. 11) with discussions like:
"X: Why do you ban me?"
TyD: You know exactly what you have done"
X: I'm a friendly player"
TyD: You are a cheater/offender/impersonator/forced team killer etc.
X: I never cheat/offend/impersonate/team kill etc
TyD: We checked your IP, we know you are logged in as Y and does cheating/offending/impersonating/team killing etc
X: No, you hate me
TyD: No, we don't like cheater/offender/impersonator/forced team killer etc, that's all
X: You hate me, cause I'm from France/Brazil/Germany/Russia etc.
TyD: No, we have also friends from France/Brazil/Germany/Russia etc. As I said before: We don't like cheater/offender/impersonator/forced team killer at all - the nationality doesnt matter
X: TyD are racists
TyD: Again, we don't like...
X: You like your power, eh?
TyD: I don't see any reason why I should excuse ME for YOUR actions
TyD: I'm only cleaning my house here"
This is also a good example who stressing the job as admin could be. Also it's pretty understable that in my opinion some ppl can be removed from the game instantly by sight - cause they are so dumb, they don't or won't get it.
20. Extreme laggers (high pingers/pj's)
With a reference to this forum entry some said ingame - hey i'm not a lagger, only PJ counts. Yeah, but if your ping rises up to 10000 your PJ doesn't count anymore - cause our next server messages looks like "Disconnected from server (normal)". Thanks, you non-lagging specialist.
21. Bored chatters
Bored, cause you have always to wait in OSOK? Bored, cause your score is something like 2:12, 3:20 or 8:50? So bored, that you annoy everyone with stupid questions or with telling everyone what your momma has cooked for you, how your day was going, how you enjoyed your last holidays in the boot camp...
PS: I've forgotten that AssaultCube is a messenger with a built-in fps! (Thx, developers
)
22. Flag carrierer team killer
A variant of Nr. 10. But in this case there is no excuse like "oh, i didn't realize that we are not in free for all", cause CTF is a team mode ONLY. Very boring, if you have reached the own base with low on health point, an army of enemies behind and your own teammate kills yah.
Coming next in this theatre:
23. The "you stole me master" crying noob
24. The "Can I have admin pass" noob
It's quite simple: If you aren't able to loose, then you can't win a game.
Taking master and ban everyone who have beaten you isn't the right way.
2. Hackers/Cheaters
Speed hack, god mode, fast auto aim, unlimited ammo, invisibility, nades in osok, master stealer - i have seen everything. Players who uses cheats maybe are good programmers, but they are worst gamers. They destroy the idea of a fair challenge. It's like sports doping - simply unfair.
3. Restarter
Players with master or admin state who restarts a game in the middle or at 3/4 of the game time. Very funny, to set all hard fought out points to zero.
4. "Change..." noobs
One part of the idea of multiple servers is that different game mode/maps can run at the same time. I select that one which is my current interest. i don't know why some noobs entered a server (e.g. osok) and their first sentence is: "Master change to ctf". And not one time, they asked MANY times - they flooded the chat. Banghead Damn, go to a ctf server or take an empty one and start ctf there. Damn noobs.
5. "1 vs 1..." or "TyD clan match" clan noobs
Some clan noobs are also underway, crying for the aforementioned games. People without a clan maybe didn't understand that people within a clan have sometimes the wish to play simply as the person as they are and not as clan representative and wondering why I often say "no". As someone who is very active in AC I'll become EVERY DAY (and not rarely SEVERAL TIMES) a challenge. But I have experienced too much unfairness (e. g. you lose and didn't get a rematch or the opponents didn't keep the conditions for the challenge aso) or people who need only fast wins for their self-confidence aso. But the biggest annoying aspect is when someone didn't understand the meaning of the word "No". I see no reason why I should explain why I'm not willing to play with someone (look at this list, that explains enough).
6. The "Let us play on a standard map, cause I'm too stupid to enter /clearsecuremaps first and /getmap them, as all other players told me to" noob
- no more words -
7. Can't use the FAQ-wiki-forum-reference-noob.
Well, yes i can explain how to install and setup an AC server with the ingame chat console (Lol). Maybe asked by an "unarmed player" without any basic knowledge (server, what is that?)
8. Impersonators
Maybe their self-confidence isn't big. I don't know. If you are one of them be ashamed of doing so. Take your own identity, bring some glance to it and don't discredit someone else.
9. Nazi players and/or players with nazi symbols
There are two groups: One with racism and ignorance in their mind. In short terms: I hate them. The other group are kiddys (or guys) - more often coming from a country far away from germany - with nazi terms in
their names. With doing so they damaged the work of so many germans (millions) over the past sixty years to give their (and my) country a lasting fair impression to world. Well the first group will be banned at once w/o any comment. The second one become a little chance to explain their behavior.
10. Team killers
Ok, everyone can be confused with game modes (osok/tosok or dm/tdm), autoteam changes or round restarts. And everyone can jumped into crossfire - shit happens. These forms of "team killing" are accidental and as long someone said "sorry" I have no problems with that. But if someone do this purposely he should be kicked at once.
11. Chat flooter/Spammers
Idiots who use the ingame chat/team chat to floot the screen with stupid messages like "ARGHSTWZ GSGZ?WUGSGTWTFTSWFFS TFWTFSFTWFTSFTFVSTTW FSTFWTSFTWFSFTWFSTFW STVYV" or something else. This costs bandwith and nerves.
12. Camper and Camper Hater
1st: There is no rule to run and run and run...
2nd: There is no rule to jump like a monkey or dance like a dog (little joke)....
3rd: Camping is a legal strategy (e.g. defending the base, sniping some...)
On the oher hand:
4rd: People who camps are easier targets, cause they often uses the same spots (MEAT, MEAT, MEAT).
5th: People who use camping as the only strategy are often boring
Maybe the best player is flexible in his movement: camping, running, jumping - if required.
13. Flamers/Offenders/Teasers
As I said often: "Be gentle here". Is there a need to say every second somethin like dumb ass, bitch, ass, motherfucker (mf) and so on? Well, I don't think so. Btw, if you only have a bad mood, its maybe better not to play (and lose).
According to this groups there are also players who try to tease someone - such as nogaki to me. Other example: some people thought my name came from "pollo" (italian/spanish for "chicken"). Please look into some books (if you are able to read) about mythology, you will find the correct answer there.
14. The "I'll ban you, cause I'm not able to talk or understand english" master noob.
Variations: The "I'll ban you, cause you don't speak portuguese" master noob or the "I'll ban all non-brazilian players" master noob (such as SpunK). No comment.
15. The {TyD}Wannabe Forum Spammer
You can name yourself koopatroop, pangaroya or pangaroya2, that doesn't matter. It's quite simple - we don't sell any memberships and we don't give it like free cookies. To be a TyD is an honour and you have to earn it.
16. The "TEAMS..." noob
A variation of Nr. 4. Typical situation: You are playin OSOK at desert with 4-5 peoples, all fine so far. Suddenly three or five others enter the server, lags all and produces more respawn kills. The next reaction (mostley from the new ones): Shouting and flooding the console (See Nr. 11) for TEAMS. But if I do so as requested I would be a restarter (Nr. 3) - it's quite obvious that I wouldn't do that. Btw - it's an unwritten rule that after a change to TEAMS one prob (respawn kills) will be replaced by another prob (see Nr. 10).
17. The "ban for no purpose" master noob
Maybe a TyD hater? A variation of Nr. 1? I don't know, but surely candidates for blacklisting. E. g. TBox.
18. The "cheater, cheater" shouting noob
These kind of ppl accuse you of hacking - BUT YOU DON'T HACK. What happend?
- Maybe your connection is so laggy that it seems you are warping
- Maybe you are a victim of the getmap bug and no one can kill you (simply reconnect)
- Maybe you use strafe running, rifle jumping or other techniques
- Maybe you are on a different map without knowing it
- MAYBE YOU ARE SIMPLY BETTER THEN THE OTHERS
19. People who didn't get it or just a..holes
As a result of Nr. 1, 2, 3, 8, 10 or 13 many players are banned permanently from our servers. But did they accept the fact that they are now unwanted on TyD! servers or in matches with TyD! players? No!! They just started to flood the chat (Nr. 11) with discussions like:
"X: Why do you ban me?"
TyD: You know exactly what you have done"
X: I'm a friendly player"
TyD: You are a cheater/offender/impersonator/forced team killer etc.
X: I never cheat/offend/impersonate/team kill etc
TyD: We checked your IP, we know you are logged in as Y and does cheating/offending/impersonating/team killing etc
X: No, you hate me
TyD: No, we don't like cheater/offender/impersonator/forced team killer etc, that's all
X: You hate me, cause I'm from France/Brazil/Germany/Russia etc.
TyD: No, we have also friends from France/Brazil/Germany/Russia etc. As I said before: We don't like cheater/offender/impersonator/forced team killer at all - the nationality doesnt matter
X: TyD are racists
TyD: Again, we don't like...
X: You like your power, eh?
TyD: I don't see any reason why I should excuse ME for YOUR actions
TyD: I'm only cleaning my house here"
This is also a good example who stressing the job as admin could be. Also it's pretty understable that in my opinion some ppl can be removed from the game instantly by sight - cause they are so dumb, they don't or won't get it.
20. Extreme laggers (high pingers/pj's)
With a reference to this forum entry some said ingame - hey i'm not a lagger, only PJ counts. Yeah, but if your ping rises up to 10000 your PJ doesn't count anymore - cause our next server messages looks like "Disconnected from server (normal)". Thanks, you non-lagging specialist.
21. Bored chatters
Bored, cause you have always to wait in OSOK? Bored, cause your score is something like 2:12, 3:20 or 8:50? So bored, that you annoy everyone with stupid questions or with telling everyone what your momma has cooked for you, how your day was going, how you enjoyed your last holidays in the boot camp...
PS: I've forgotten that AssaultCube is a messenger with a built-in fps! (Thx, developers
)22. Flag carrierer team killer
A variant of Nr. 10. But in this case there is no excuse like "oh, i didn't realize that we are not in free for all", cause CTF is a team mode ONLY. Very boring, if you have reached the own base with low on health point, an army of enemies behind and your own teammate kills yah.
Coming next in this theatre:
23. The "you stole me master" crying noob
24. The "Can I have admin pass" noob
